What I'd Say to the Martians

A collection of essays from the Emmy Award-winning humorist, “the funniest writer in America” (George Saunders, #1 New York Times –bestselling author). Jack Handey is one of America's favorite humorists, from his New Yorker pieces to his Deep Thoughts books and Saturday Night Live sketches. Now, in What I'd Say to the Martians , Handey regales readers with his incredible wit and wacky musings. From “How Things Even Out”: “Things tend to even out . . . Try this simple test: Flip a coin, over and