Toot and Tut: With Nuttin’ in Kommon

Long ago, Toot, Tut, and Mum were just like you and me. They laughed, cried, sneezed, and passed gas just like the rest of us. Then, something terrible happened: they died. Their father tried to bring them back with the help of an underachieving alchemist, but the alchemist bungled it and made them immortal instead! Now, they laugh, cry, sneeze, and pass gas while wrapped in old, thick bandages. They’re 100 percent authentic mummies. For thousands of years, they have roamed quietly, only escapin