Today I F****d Up

A toe curling, laugh out loud collection of worst day disasters.   I’d always rolled my eyes when people describe things as 'happening in slow motion'. Surely everything happens in regular time and it's only when you replay it in your head that it seems to slow down? But as the car lurched forward and I found myself sailing through the back of the garage, I finally understood what they meant.   When a trip to meet his new girlfriend’s grandparents ends in disaster (think a crashed ute,