Thinking About Everything

Humorist Dennis Ford has seen it all. After all, he lives in New Jersey. As a teacher and bookseller, Ford contemplates some of life’s great questions—all without leaving his car. These include: • What’s the funniest word in the English language? • How plastic surgery can turn devils into hotties. • The case of the perfectly fitting police uniform. But Ford doesn’t stop there. He also devises a master plan to win the war in Iraq and ease the burden on the military, explains how to apply for memb