There Was a Young Man from Nantucket

Here now is a steamy collection  Of limericks rare. Each selection  Will run for five lines,  Contain marvelous rhymes  Detailing sex acts of subtle complexion.  Some readers may think that it’s crude  To offer for sale what is lewd  But if you’re offended  By what is appended,  We’ll say what you are; you’re a prude!