The Written History of Alvin T. Hatfield

To my dear future readers, my very dear readers, Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Alvin T. Hatfield, and I sit here by my hearth,a storyteller, a yarnspinner, a singer of songs, telling my tales and scribbling them down with my magic quill and my magic parchment and my magic inkwell, and that, my friends, is the requirement of anyone who calls themselves a writer, and also for admittance to the League of Extraordinary Yarnspinner's Guild, founded by none other than Captain Jack Qu