The World's Number One Jerk

I've robbed tombs on Babaoshan, cut down trees in Daxinganling. I've blocked the Beijing-Guangzhou railway line, and taken down columns from the Leaning Tower of Pisa. I've robbed Hong Zhi's home, and Xiaoping and I have quit the Party. I've fought with Zhou Enlai, and paid prostitutes with Napoleon. I've seriously injured the Jade Emperor, and the Buddha has offered incense to me. I've taught Koizumi to lie, and Bush has taken a shit in my home. I've pissed in the pyramids, and had sex in the D