The Toddler Survival Guide

Get the baby gates, lock the cupboards, and load up Elmo's Song, toddlers are on the loose.  The Toddler Survival Guide  is here to get you to the other side. Toddlers and zombies both communicate mainly through groans, clumsily trail after you everywhere you go (especially into the bathroom in the toddler's case), and--upon entering your life--leave you frazzled, on edge, and deeply sleep deprived . The Toddler Survival Guide is a hilarious parody of Max Brooks's The Zombie Survi