The Snark Bible

The lord of snark, Lawrence Dorfman, is back! With this treasury of backhanded compliments, sarcastic insults, and catty comebacks, Dorfman gives us transformative wisdom that’s sure to change your lifeor at least induce a light chuckle. One question plagues us all: How do we survive all the Sturm und Drang of everyday life? The answer is but one word: snark. She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on by a pitchfork.” Jonathan Swift Why don’t you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum