The Rock Bible

Like Moses delivering forth the Ten Commandments, Chunklet magazine presents you with The Rock Bible —the complete rules for living an authentic life of rock ’n’ roll.  Here are hundreds of wise and witty guidelines for   Drummers: “If you’re one of those drummers who sets up at the front of the stage, back the hell up. You are the goalies of rock; play your position.”   Singers: “When you feel like stage-diving, first make sure the people in the front like your music enough to ca