The Real Writers' Handbook

The Real Writers' Guide isn't about writing and it isn't about getting published. It's about all the other stuff, the stuff no-one else wants to admit they think about. What sort of autograph will I use to sign my books? If I wear a suit jacket will everyone know I'm a Real Writer ? What sort of notebooks do Real Writers use? Do Real Writers drink coffee? Should you cheat on your partner in order to be a Real Writer ? If you've ever found yourself asking pointless questions like these, this is t