The New Me

"[A] definitive work of millennial literature . . . wretchedly riveting."  —Jia Tolentino, The New Yorker “ Girls  +  Office Space  +  My Year of Rest and Relaxation  + anxious sweating =  The New Me .”  — Entertainment Weekly I'm still trying to make the dream possible: still might finish my cleaning project, still might sign up for that yoga class, still might, still might. I step into the shower and almost faint, an image of taking the day by the throat