The Marriage Dictionary (3rd ed.)

A great Valentine's Day gift! Whether you've been married for years or months, you'll enjoy this hilarious look at what marriage really means. Amnesia: Unusual medical condition that often afflicts husbands the day after a night out drinking and carousing with "the boys." Athlete's foot: The only part of your husband that is still truly athletic. Bra: Decoration draped by your wife over the shower curtain rod in the bathroom. (See Pantyhose.) Closet: 1. Storage areas in your new home that will b