The Leopard in my House

'A deep, personal, clever and witty book' Michael Rosen | 'Funny, moving, wise and then very funny again ' John O'Farrell | ' clear-eyed, humane and engaging ' Observer | ' inspiring' Guardian I feel like there’s a leopard in my house, locked in a room. I’ve contacted the leopard authorities and they assure me they are used to dealing with leopards like this, and they have a plan for removing the leopard. It will take a while, though, and once in a while I can hear it growl. And that’s all very