The Germ Who Would be King

He got their planet to bow at his feet. But the strength of snot minions can only go so far... Evil COVID wants to rule the universe. Tired of life barreling through space stuck in the nose of an intergalactic bat, the villainous monarch longs to issue orders to more than his boring band of boogers. So when their blind ride flaps them towards the perfect target, COVID tugs on beastly nose hairs and rides the sneeze all the way to Earth's billions of unsuspecting humans. Sending the globe spinnin