Terms of Employment

Has your doctor ever prescribed you some bug-juice ? Or sent you to the rheumaholiday department? Have you ever read an article full of anecdata or reviewphemisms ? Do you think you work in an adhocracy , for a seagull manager ? Every workplace has its own words and phrases, from the Smurf juice used to clean plane toilets to the Peckham Rolexes , worn by criminals on release from prison. For Terms of Employment , Charlie Croker has patrolled hospital corridors, hung out by office water-coolers