Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank

The author of Bless Your Heart, Tramp delivers “32 short essays on the ridiculousness of modern life” in today's South: “a hilarious read” ( Publishers Weekly ). Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon line. In Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank , she once again demonstrates her mastery at summing up the South in all its glorious excesses and contradictions. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover: * How