So Now You're a Zombie

Being undead can be disorienting. Your arms and other appendages tend to rot and fall off. It's difficult to communicate with a vocabulary limited to moans and gurgles. And that smell! (Yes, it's you .) But most of all, you must constantly find and ingest human brains. Braaaains!!!             What's a zombie to do?             Thankfully, zombiologist John Austin details everything you