Secret Friends

Psh! Me, James Montgomery, the half-Italian stud-muffin fall in love?  Never gonna happen. Why? Because I've got rules. Rule #1:  Family comes first.  Rule #2:  Never take anything too seriously. Rule #3:  Carpe diem.  Nothing is going to make me go back on my rules. Not even my best friend's little sister. I won't obsess over her. I'm James F*cking Montgomery and  I don't do love .