Sckraight From The Ghetto

Is the only art you own on your fingernails? Do you consider kool-aid one of the five food groups? You know you're ghetto if: -Turning up the heat means turning on another burner on the stove -You think of paneling as a home improvement -You use a pair of pliers to change the channel on your TV -You run to get pots as soon as it rains -Your glasses and silverware come from a gas station -Your weave is longer than your torso -You have more than ten uses for Vaseline-and one of them is shoe polish