Scared Vampire

o those who have faced - and, importantly, overcome - irrational fears. The struggle is real, the porcelain dolls are terrifying, and the urge to flee screaming is completely understandable. You are not alone in your battles against the miniature ceramic monstrosities. In fact, your bravery in the face of absurd anxieties has inspired this ridiculous tale of a two-thousand-year-old vampire grappling with a similar predicament. This book might not offer any real-world solutions to your fear of po