Redneck Night Before Christmas

In this down-home version of Clement C. Moore’s classic, Santa Claus is a good ol’ boy who’s traded in his red suit for camouflage and reindeer for hounds. As Christmas Eve settles on the quiet trailer park, everything is as still as a rabbit caught in headlights. That is, until the Christmas Redneck appears on the scene. Dressed in camouflage, missing a few teeth, and chewing some tobacco, the Christmas Redneck comes bearing gifts for good little boy and girl Rednecks everywhere. His sack full