Plenty of Carp

Is Cindy Lucy able to catch the Big One and give honor to online dating? Is the idea of finding a lover, companion, or platonic adult male a possibility? Did she forget she was happy in the first place prior to finding the tackle box in the basement that was hooked to an online dating service? This compilation of short stories and poetry relateto experiences of hooking Carp in the plural form as with sheep, moose, and deer. Short stories suchas Peas and Carrots, A Carpet Cleaner is Not a Sex Toy