Of Gods and Genomes

April Minnary just wants to serve beers to time travelers. That's what her late grandfather's saloon, Time's Tap, was built for: a safe place for travelers to relax, mingle, and get wasted. So when a xenocidal, shapeshifting, power hungry god-alien named Jaakobah shows up, tries to kill her and destroy her saloon, April is, justifiably, pissed. Now in charge of a misfit crew featuring an ancient Egyptian princess, a Dark-Ager Irish soldier, a space pirate, and a completely average college studen