No Dancing Please

The hilarious sequel to THE MOST BORING BOOK IN THE WORLD will have you dancing in your seat – but please, STOP! NO DANCING PLEASE! You wouldn't want to dance while reading a book, would you? Of course not. That's good. Because this story's narrator really wants to ensure there will be NO DANCING in this book. They want the reader to sit still and think about quiet, motionless things. Like a plain chair in a beige room. Or a stick in the mud. But what happens when even the narrator gets swept up