My First Dictionary

In this irreverently unsuitable primer, you'll learn ABCs like Abandonment, Boredom, Cutting and more! Hello, boys and girls, and welcome to the wonderful world of words! You’ve learned the basics—from apple to zebra —but what about all those mysterious new terms you’ve heard the grown-ups whispering when you were supposed to be tucked up snugly in bed? What makes Mommy so bitter ? Where does Daddy conceal the door to his secret S&M dungeon? And why is everyone laughing about Grandma’s lates