Mr Landen Has No Brain

Stephen Walker hits hard with his surreal hammer. Eye-wateringly funny novel. Wyndam-on-sea. Rainy season. Next Sunday. Sally manages her uncle’s caravan park. He’s ordered her to keep the park dull; the town council – feeling that the resort’s image is being damaged by the liveliness of its caravan parks – has promised a million pounds to the least exciting park in Wyndam-on-sea. If that million pounds isn’t won, the park will close. 18 year-old Teena Rama is 148.7% too beautiful – and gaining