Mental Patient 101

My father was an exceptionally intelligent man-so much so that the aliens chose him to be both my guide and my father. His leadership abilities were truly next-level. My mother, a General Nurse with over 50 years of experience, has been my unwavering medical support throughout a life filled with wild twists and turns. Both of them possess fiery, almost psychotic tempers, with a rebellious "bad boy" and "bad girl" edge that made for an ultra-cool and unconventional upbringing. Thanks to them, I g