Lights! Camera! Mayhem!

Jodi Taylor and the disaster magnets of St Mary's return with a story of chaos and catastrophe , to wish you a very Merry Christmas. Coming to a screen near you... TEMPORA, THE TIME TRAVELLING TOURIST Starring Astrid Gustafsson as Helen of Troy - 'the face that launched a thousand ships' With Dirk Thrust as Achilles - 'demi god and hero' And the Wooden Horse as Himself - 'easily the least wooden performance from anyone participating in this particular travesty' (Dr Maxwell) Watch and weep as thi