Just Don’t Make a Scene, Mum!

Parents Aaaaargh! Jemma’s are out of date. They still think she should wear the hand-knitted jumper with little bears on it to school and they call her petal in public! Laura’s are divorced. Gone is the lovely big house. Now it is a grotty little one. And her mum was seen kissing Melvyn outside Tesco . . . Sumitha’s want her to keep their cultural traditions which don’t include boys, make-up or a trendy hair cut . . . Jon’s keep bragging about his academic brilliance but in reality it’s not stel