If Hotdogs Could Talk

What if hotdogs could talk? What stupid things would they say? Brace yourself for If Hotdogs Could Talk, the hilariously unhinged first-person narrative of a self-aware hotdog trying to make sense of a world that refuses to take him seriously. From the existential crisis of being labeled a sandwich to uncovering the sinister "Ketchup Conspiracy," this book serves up bite-sized satire on life, identity, conspiracy theories, overachievers, barbecue philosophers, midlife crises, and the relentless