I Want to Be the Main Character!

Evelyn has a secret: she knows she's trapped in a never-ending cycle of stories. From medieval knights to futuristic space explorers, she's played every role, but enough is enough. She's done being the quirky sidekick, the tragic backstory, and the occasional potted plant. Screw the rules, the plot twists, and the story's whims, she's ready to break free. With meta knowledge as her weapon and sarcasm as her shield, Evelyn declares war on the narrative. She'll lie, cheat, and manipulate her way t