I Came, I Saw, I Coffeed

Have you ever wondered what goes through a man's mind when you first meet?  "Why didn't he call me back? What did he think of me? Did I say the wrong thing?"   I was newly singled after an unwanted divorce and retired early, so I had time on my hands to find a girlfriend.   I didn't want to be alone and hadn't dated in years. I was eager to meet a woman and became discouraged trying to find someone to be your love, your best-trusted friend, a confidant, and companio