How Santa Got His Horse

How does Santa get to so many houses in a night? He uses his flying reindeer and Santa sleigh, of course. We all know this. What happens when a man with a Santa suit in East Texas wants to maximize his time and energy and see as many people as he can in the days leading up to Christmas? Of course, he can't use the sleigh and reindeer because they have to rest up for the big night. So, in true Texas fashion, he found a horse to ride. These are the completely true stories of his journey as Santa,