Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas

Get ready for “the ride of your life” ( Entertainment Weekly ) with this blazingly original novel from the New York Times bestselling author hailed by Financial Times as “one of the wildest and most entertaining novelists in the world.” “Tom Robbins has proved he is the emperor of description, the master of metaphor, the sultan of simile—the man is like Jackson Pollock with a word processor.”— San Antonio Current When the stock market crashes on the Thursday before Easter, you—an ambitious, alth