Dunces & Dragons

Magus Breeman has a cliché and idyllic life, training under the Archmagus Sinyeĭ so that he can become a wizard. As this state of affairs would be rather boring were it to continue, the nearby Evil Empire™ kills his master, destroys his master’s tower, salts the vegetable garden, enslaves the nearby villagers, and sets fire to everyone in a six mile radius. At this point Magus swears an oath to destroy the Empire because that’s the sort of thing you’re supposed do in a fantasy novel. Having chos