Don't Dance on the Toilet

"It's very wrong to put soap in Mommy's contacts case." "Who colored on the puppy with a highlighter?" "When I'm asleep on the couch, it's not okay to stuff a doll up my shirt, shove your hands between my legs, and shout, 'Push!'" Being a mom isn't at all how Teralyn thought it would be. Instead of feeding her children a well-rounded diet, she's happy if she can keep them from eating newspaper out of the trash can. Instead of doing enriching activities like crafts and science experiments, she sp