Coffee, Guns, & Galactic Gumbo

Welcome to the galaxy's most classified cookbook. Coffee, Guns, & Galactic Gumbo is the ultimate unauthorized culinary mission briefing for agents, operatives, and flavor renegades who eat between alien negotiations, neuralyzer mishaps, and midnight interrogations. Written with the deadpan wit of a black-suited professional and the reckless abandon of a Worm Guy on espresso, this parody cookbook arms you with over a dozen high-impact recipes-from Neuralyzer Nachos to Zero-G Donuts and the fo