Care To Make Love In That Gross Little Space Between Cars?

The Believer magazine presents a compendium of advice from producers, writers, and actors of The Daily Show , Saturday Night Live , Parks and Recreation , Late Show with David Letterman , The Hangover, and The Colbert Report , along with other musicians, cartoonists, New Yorker writers, and those similarly unqualified to offer guidance.   Here Amy Sedaris describes the perfect murder for unwanted hermit crabs—you will need a piece of meat and a brick. Simon Rich explains how to avoid being