Boring Things Dad Says

Ever wondered what on earth your dad is saying? You’re not alone. Boring Things Dad Says is the ultimate dad de-coder capturing the mystery, quirks and humour of fatherhood. It’s also the best dad de-coder you’ll ever buy, helping you quickly translate boring things they say into simple, everyday language. For example… What Dad Says: “Have you done your homework?” What Dad Means: “Please don't ask me how to do long division.” Packed with classic dad phrases, eye-roll-worthy dad jokes, and spot-o