Be More Gareth

Is there anyone who conducts themselves more decently than Gareth Southgate. Win, lose or draw, he is always dignified, measured, caring and affable, so shouldn't you... be more Gareth? Here are 100 scenarios, in which Gareth would behave with impeccable calmness, such as: Gareth would compliment you on your 'Rick Astley forever' tattoo. Gareth would never have a basket containing a 9th item in the 8-items-or-fewer queue. Gareth would let you watch a double-bill of 'Mama Mia' and 'The Greatest S