Answer Man

David liked Earth. After all, he had lived on the planet for over 200 years. He particularly liked the weather and the women. And baseball. Of course, there was all that traffic, pollution, starvation, and hatred between nations that led to nasty wars. But those things could be fixed. When astronomers discovered an asteroid was headed to Earth that would incinerate it, David decided to blow his cover and present a plan to Earth's leaders that would save the planet if Earth's inhabitants would ag