All Toddlers Are Scorpios

In the spirit of There Are Moms Way Worse Than You , Go the F**k to Sleep , and Darth Vader and Son , humor writer Johanna Gohmann channels the chaos and charm of life with a toddler into this hilarious astrology guide. Parenting can be one of the most magical, hilarious, and maddening experiences known to humankind. One minute your little wonder is blowing you kisses, the next they’re licking the neighbor’s car. This book is for every parent who has ever felt like they’ve slipped through the sp