A Biologically Male Magical White Kid

You might think you already know all there is to know about a certain biologically male magical white kid and the famous trademark on his forehead... But did you know that his only surviving relatives are fans of the royal family, read both The Sun and the Daily Mail, voted far-right in a general election, have a distaste for second class postage, and believe the London congestion charge is an affront to their freedoms? Rescued from a dystopian nightmare by a strange man who appears in the middl